Last time I was in Crown Heights the Tzanzer einikle of Boston told me I should daven in the Kollel, "away from the 770 mishugas". I was sitting at a table with a father and son (the faces are familiar but I don't know their names, they sit one table behind the Tzanzer Einikle of Boston�s father). During the entire davening the father and son did not greet me with Hello, Gut Shabos, Shalom, what's up or any other acknowledgment. So this past Shabbos I wanted to try something different.
9:45 Am, Shabbos Vaera, upstairs in 770 Eastern Parkway:
I am sitting by the bench behind the bima at the exit door. A fellow walks in and puts a bottle of vodka in the middle of the table. Itche Morozov takes the bottle, pours a full plastic cup and drinks it. I am thinking he has "probably davened with an earlier minyan" but I can�t hear him make a Kiddush. About ten minutes later Itche drinks another full cup washing it down with one quarter size cookie. After the Shmone Esre Itche is joined but two or three bale batim who each bench a Kiddush on full cup of vodka. Kohen the optometrist also makes a Kiddush after his aliah. The mood of the congregation is improving and people start picking on the gabbay.
A darshan walks in to present a Dvar Torah. His delivery is smooth and loud. I don�t know his name but I remember him years ago when he came to 770 from Israel as a bocher. He is holding between mochin and middos and reassures the congregation that he will be "done in two minutes". He says the light is just around the corner and concludes with a forceful Yechi.
Now, Itche Morozov benches an official kiddsuh on a third full cup. People around him protest that he doesn�t have enough mezonos for a proper Kiddush. Itche�s grandparents Honya Morozov and Avrohom Meyor Drizin appear to dance around the bimah. Itche swears to me that he can "drive a truck in a straight line even after three cups of vodka". By the time we get to Hu Elokeinu Itche Morozov wants to rearrange the furniture.
Knowing that they have only half an hour before they all fall asleep the congregation proceeds with an inspiring Mincha. I drift away looking for someone who can give me a hazora of Rabbi Cunin�s maamar that I missed in R. Raskin�s room at 9:00 AM.
Lechaim, Reb Naftoli Citron!