Plague of orthodox pimps aka shadchonim

We need to rid our communities from the plague of orthodox pimps AKA shadchonim. To fight this plague effectively we urge the following measures:

If you are in position to offer a job, offer it to a shadchan from a different state. During the interview decline because you are looking for someone �less experienced.� Casually mention that you are sorry for not having the time to read the resume. Wait three months and offer them the same job again� Try different excuse then. Say that they didn�t create a good impression because of lack of enthusiasm�

If you are a real estate agent do your community a favor, sell a house to a shadchan with hidden termites surfacing after the closing. If you sell them a car make sure to fix the speedometer.

If shadchonim want to matriculate kids in a community school tell them "the kids are not frum enough or too frum, etc". The key here is to make sure that you actually know nothing about the kids and use generalizations, prejudice and stereotypes as your sole criterion.

After each debacle hint through a mutual acquaintance that they need to �adjust life expectations�.