Guidelines for choosing your personal spiritual guide

Rabbi Lazer Brody redirects the "Lazer Beam" and inaugurates his new site "Reb Lazer's Shtibble" with 10 question on choosing a Rabbi. Of all the candidates around me I can hardly put together 3 positive answers. Do you have any luck with finding a Rabbi? Is this important to you? Can we fight on with the ranks of our officers depleted? Is it a normal condition that a vast number of animatingly committed Jews seek spiritual nourishment in departed souls from Lubavitcher and Soloveitchik_er to Breslover and Carlebach_er? Does your Rabbi pass any of the 10 question? How many?